Let’s talk
about your numbers.
30 minutes. No slide deck, no high-pressure pitch. We’ll listen to where you are, look at your P&L if you have one, and tell you honestly whether we’re the right fit. Half our calls end in “not yet” — and that’s fine.
Pick whichever
feels right.
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Email
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Phone
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Brooklyn office17, 101 Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11208→ open in Google Maps -
HoursMonday – Friday
8:00am – 6:00pm ET
If you’re already a client, please use your dedicated partner email or our secure client portal. Don’t use the form below — it gets routed to new business intake.
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Visit or get in touch.
We’re based in Brooklyn, NY and serve e-commerce brands remotely across all 50 states. Drop us a line or find us on the map.
The first 30 minutes,
step by step.
Most founders are wary of “sales calls.” Fair. Here’s exactly what happens between minute 0 and minute 30 — so you can decide whether it’s worth your time.
Context
You walk us through your business: channels, revenue, team size, what’s working and what’s not.
Diagnostic
If you brought a recent P&L or Amazon report, we look at it live and flag what’s wrong. No charge, no obligation.
Q&A
Your turn. Pricing, process, software, timing, whether we’re the right fit for your stage. We answer everything directly.
Honest verdict
We tell you one of three things: “we’d love to work with you,” “you’re not ready for us yet,” or “you need a different kind of firm.” Then we let you go.
No pitch decks.
No follow-up sequences.
No “circling back” emails.
If we’re a fit, we’ll send a one-page scope and a quote within 48 hours. If we’re not, we’ll tell you on the call and gently disappear from your inbox. Founders’ time is too expensive for anything else.